by Dorothy | Jun 30, 2016 | Motivation
Remember that time that you went into your sister’s room and “borrowed” her cool clothes from The Limited after she expressly told you that no, you could not “steal” her clothes and you would be forever and completely socially banished if you did so? And remember when...
by Dorothy | Jun 29, 2016 | Habits
She’s an octopus. An obnoxious, eight-legged, backstabbing octopus. Total. Biyatch. She’s almost as big as my seven-month old daughter, with cylindrical floppy legs, each adorned with an attractive trinket on the end. A plastic hoop, a tiny crab, a clear ball with...
